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(The episode starts with Betty opening a box that has parts of a cat spa kit.)

Betty: A do-it-yourself spa in a box kit for Purrsy?

Betty’s Mom: Honey, you’re so good with your hands and Mommy’s got a fresh manicure. Be a sweetie and put it together for me? (She gives Betty the cat spa box kit.) And hurry; Granny’s coming over with her cat in half an hour.

Betty: (sighs reluctantly) Fine. I’ll do it.

Betty’s Mom: That’s my girl! Thank you! (She walks away and closes a door. Betty opens the instruction book and sees that it’s in another language.)

Betty: Huh? (Purrsy meows.) This is all YOUR fault! (Her bracelet beeps and Purrsy hides behind the couch.) Blue alert! Immediate teleportation! I have just the job for X-5.

(Betty picks up the spa kit, presses the button on her bracelet and changes into her Galactic Guardian form. She ends up on a different ship.)

Betty: (confused) This isn’t my ship. (Sparky and X-5 can be seen surprising her to the new ship. Admiral DeGill is calling them on the call screen.)

Admiral DeGill: It’s a prototype of the Galactic Guardians’ new spacecraft.

Sparky: And we get to test it! Awesome!

X-5: Not so impressive. Statistically 98.76 percent of all prototypes are discontinued.

Admiral DeGill: This ship is viewed with state-of-the-art technology including our top-secret invention of verbal transponder. Just ask what you want.

Sparky: And the machine gets it for you! Watch. Fried worm burger! (A mechanical arm appears with a worm burger. Sparky eats it and the arm wipes his face.

Betty: Wow. Impressive.

X-5: It doesn’t take a machine to prove that Sparky eats like a podonkeyon pig.

Admiral DeGill: Atomic Betty, I need you to test this prototype on a mission. A swarm of Swimese Galactic mosquitos are attacking the planet Zootovia. (The screen shows mosquitos attacking animals on Zootovia.)

Betty: We’re on our way!

Admiral DeGill: (As the new ship flies off) Remember, Betty, this prototype mustn’t fall into enemy hands.

Betty: Don’t worry, Admiral. It’ll be safe with us. (The new ship takes off at high speed. Maximus’s ship flies by.)

Maximus: I deserve that ship. Who is the greatest genius in the galaxy? ME!

Evil Minimus: Hmph. If you’re such a genius, why don’t you build it yourself?

Good Minimus: Oh, I mean, yes, Your Evilness. Ooh, it’s you. And it looks so roomy.

Maximus: I don’t care about SIZE! I want its verbal transponder. If I can transplant that technology in a subject, saying, Atomic Betty, she would have to do whatever I say. Mwahahahahaha! (Minimus laughs evily, but Maximus growls at him.)

Good Minimus: (Clearing his throat) Oh, excuse me.

(Back on the new ship, X-5 is reading the instructions in the spa kit.)

X-5: (sighs) What language is this instruction manual written in? Hmm. Lamadana Manian?

Betty: The planet looks calm. Do you see any sign of mosquitos? (A strange robot appears behind them.)

X-8.5: Mosquitos in sight 3 degrees west past Medellan Blackhole.

Betty: Who is that? Where did he come from?

X-8.5: X-8.5, the next generation of robot. I come with the ship.

X-5: I am the robot assigned to this mission. You are not needed.

Sparky: Oh, is the second-hand robot jealous? No!

X-8.5: Mosquitos interceptions now! (A swarm of Galactic Mosquitos fly past the ship.)

Betty: Does this ship have a nitronio sucker?

X-8.5: Activating nitronio sucker. (The nitronio sucker appears and sucks in some mosquitos.)

Betty: Engage sticky shield!

X-5: I can do that.

X-8.5: Already done. (The ship’s mechanical arm puts on a sticky shield on the top.) Sticky shield engaged. (The mosquitos run into the stick shield and get stuck.

Sparky: Mission accomplished! (X-8.5 takes out party things and celebrates the success of the mission.)

Betty: What gives?

X-8.5: This prototype celebrates each success. (An annoyed Betty covers her ears.)

Sparky: (Wearing a party hat and jumping up and down) I love this ship! I love this guy! (X-8.5 sucks the party things back into his body. X-5 comes up.)

X-5: (angry) That feature is a ridiculous waste of resources!

Betty: Sparky, steer us home. X-5, how are you doing with the cat kit so far?

X-5: What I have done uses the best of plastic robot technology. (To X-8.5) In your face, Rookie! (On Maximus’s ship, Minimus has seen what happened.)

Good Minimus: Ooh, I lured the astro tarpidos! We’re ready to blast them! (Maximus carries a stick and hits Minimus in the head so hard that it spins.)

Maximus: Fool! I need the verbal transponder in full working order! We need to trap them in a web. (Minimus’s head stops spinning.) That’s it! Genius! (He hits Minimus with the stick again.) I have a plan.

Good Minimus: (dizzy) I have a headache.

(Back on Betty’s new ship, Betty is sitting in her chair with a smile.)

X-5: Mission accomplished. Utilizing the incredible vast resources in my hard drive. (He is carrying an object shaped like a turkey and a board with shattered glass.) Which might I add? Come from my many years in the field. I have assembled your cat kit. (He places the turkey shaped object in the board and slices it in half with the last of the glass.) Problematic. That was supposed to be a massage feature.

Betty: I’m not sure my mother would like that. Maybe X-8.5 could help you.

X-5: I’d rather have a dog beast consume my inner word deems.

Sparky: Face it; you’ve had a good run, but you’re no X-8.5.

Betty: (As X-5 runs away crying) You shouldn’t tease X-5!

Sparky: Who’s teasing? (An alarm sounds out and he gasps.)

X-8.5: An unidentified ship detected. Occupants, super nasty villains.

Betty: Maximus:

X-8.5: Paralyzing space rocket heading towards us.

Sparky: What are odds of impact?!

X-5: (Getting in his seat) I know that. 98% of…

X-8.5: (Interrupting X-5) 99.98% of reaching target. Paralyzing the ship. Sending all occupants into space.

Sparky: (scared) I had to ask!

X-8.5: Might I suggest the missile catcher?

Betty: (As two missiles fly to the ship) Engage missile catcher! (The missile catcher catches the missiles and they explode.) Engage stabilizer!

X-8.5: Stabilizer already engaged.

Betty: Would let me say the orders before you do it? (Another party goes on.)

Sparky: Ha! Mission accomplished!

Betty: (As the ship speeds off) Oh no. Not again. (Back on Maximus’s ship, Minimus is watching what is happening.)

Good Minimus: Hmm. It looks like they’re having a party. How come I didn’t get an invitation?

Maximus: Shoot off some neutronium fireballs with an electrified net. It’ll fry them but preserve the ship. Fire!

Evil Minimus: Fine. I didn’t want to go anyway.

Maximus: I said FIRE! (Minimus presses a button and fires some fireballs at Betty’s new ship.)

(On the new ship, Betty is tired of X-8.5 throwing a party.)

Betty: Stop all the noise! (X-8.5 sucks the party things back into his body. Betty sees the fireballs approaching.) What’s that?

X-8.5: An electrified net capable of frying all seconds and occupants. Chances of survival 1.0079%.

Sparky: Chances of survival… (mumbles) Hey! Bett you don’t know Zen meditation? (X-8.5 begins to Zen meditate.) That’ll shut him up!

Betty: OK, we need to dematerialize the ship. X-8.5? (She sees that X-8.5 is still doing Zen meditation.)

Sparky: I thought you wanted him quiet! Great! Which button is the dematerializer? (He presses a button and the mechanical arms rub the top of the ship. Sparky presses another button and changes to the shape of a triangle. The fireballs are still approaching.)

Betty: Sparky, again! (The ship changes to the shape of a toy boat.)

Sparky: This isn’t our ship. The ship is crazy!

X-5: That’s what I have been saying.

Betty: Sparky, now! (The ship changes to the shape of a doughnut and the fireballs miss.) Get us back to the way we were! (The ship changes to the shape of a car and then back to its original shape.)

X-5: I think I like this one the best.

Sparky: Success! (X-8.5 throws yet another party. Sparky becomes very angry.) WOULD YOU STOP IT?! SOMEONE STOP THIS ROBOT! (This causes X-8.5 to shut down along with the spaceship. It is now dark inside. Betty tries pulling some switches, but nothing works.) Hey! What did I do?

X-5: Thanks to the verbal transponder, you just disconnected X-8.5 and X-8.5 is the hub of the ship. (Sparky grinds his teeth in shock.)

Betty: Sparky, manual control!

X-5: That’s new technology for you. You can’t trust it. (Sparky presses a button and the ship takes off, but an electrified net catches it.)

Betty: What’s that? (Maximus’s evil laughing can be heard.)

Maximus: (On the talk screen) You are trapped! You have five minutes to surrender, otherwise the net will get smaller… crushing you! And if you try to pass through it, your ship will be electrified! (He laughs evilly but realizes that he is still on camera.) Well, I think that went well.

Good Minimus: (offscreen) Psst. Boss, you’re still on camera. (Maximus laughs until the camera turns off.)

Sparky: We’re done for! How’re we gonna escape without X-8.5?!

X-5: Excuse me? There are other robots on this ship. Give me 3.56 seconds. (He runs off and Sparky looks at a pocket watch. X-5 then comes back with the cat kit.)

Sparky: What took you so long?

X-5: We pushed this machine into the net. X-8.5 neutronium crystals will create a high tension that will short circuit the net sending the volts back up to the sender. (The cat floats into the air.)

Betty: That’s fantastic, X-5! Let’s do it! (The cat kit goes through the electrified net and it flies back towards Maximus’s ship. He and Minimus watch in disbelief and get burned. Then they begin to panic and dance like if they are having a party.)

Good Minimus: Oh, but you’re still a great dancer, Your Evilness?

Sparky: Looks like they’re having their own little party! (X-5 clears his throat.) OK, I admit it. I like Mr. Know-it-all better than Mr. Super Know-it-all.

X-5: To be fair, I couldn’t have done it without him. Or without his super electronic some a chive cat kit.

Betty: (gasps) The cat kit! I have to get back home. Guys, I need you to put it back together. And fix X-8.5 too.

(Betty and her crew fly to Galactic Guardian Headquarters where Admiral DeGill meets them.)

Admiral DeGill: Betty? Hello. I say, how was the prototype’s first mission?

Betty: X-5 made a full report of the ship’s several failures. (X-5 drops a big pile of paper near Admiral DeGill.)

Admiral DeGill: Yes, yes. What about X-8.5?

Betty: (Seeing a fixed X-8.5 walking out of the spaceship dizzy) He’s been under a lot of pressure. I think we’re going to stick with X-5.

X-5: You know what they say? 98.76% of all prototypes are discontinued. (X-8.5’s body bursts open with party things that hits Admiral DeGill. He pops out of the pile of party things wearing a yellow and blue party hat and blowing a party horn. Sparky and X-5 bring Betty home on their old ship. As soon as she gets in the house, her mom and granny come in.)

Betty’s Mom: This way, Granny. Isn’t Purrsy a lucky boy? We’re going to have to try this little wonder out for Purrsy. Go on, sweetie. (Purrsy gets off the couch and the cat kit pets him down.) Betty put it together. (The cat kit drops cat food for the cat.) You love your little brother, don’t you?

Betty: Yeah… (The cat kit takes out a milk carton and spills milk on Purrsy and blows party things at him.)

Betty’s Mom: Betty? BETTY! (Purrsy blows a party horn and the episode ends.)

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